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Post by maherjunkie on Dec 17, 2005 10:03:36 GMT -5
where do you think a stripper will be pretending she is putting a glow stick? When Goren mentioned the "glow stick trick" , I was thinking more along the lines of .... ahem .... cough... cough... the ping pong trick. Okay, I'm carrying the naive baton again..what do you mean by ping pong trick? PM if you have to... To be fair, Metella, there are TWO places the stripper might put the glow stick..(ahem)....
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Post by maherjunkie on Dec 17, 2005 10:04:43 GMT -5
Goren was right about most of those women being 'high maintenance ball busters', you can see them from a mile away LOL. I was disgusted with what Keith did to poor Jenny & what he she had to endure at work as a result of his unprovoked hatred towards her. He hated her b/c he hated himself... if you ask me, she shouldn't have waisted her time on the bastard. Isn't that always the way...
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Post by Cassie on Dec 17, 2005 10:20:25 GMT -5
The Ping Pong trick, was what Keith used on Jenny's car, he put the ball in the gas tank. When she drove long distances, the ball would be sucked into the gas line making the car stall. Her father would not notice this on a short little drive around the block. Only when the car was driving long distances without stops would the ball be sucked into the gas line.
In all fairness, about the Glow Stick, I wouldnt have picked up on it. If It wasn't for Eames going "ew, I can't believe you touched that thing".
Also in the episode of One for 4-1/2 years I thought Gia and Carl where doing drugs, not getting done having *sex*, when he told her to go to the store for him. and I think someone else on this board might have thought that too, when they made the comment, that One and Diamond Dogs where about drugs and diamonds. and only drugs where part of the plot in Diamond Dogs not One
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Post by digresser on Dec 17, 2005 15:57:13 GMT -5
I don't think that Joanie was referring to the car when she mentioned the "ping-pong" trick. What she was referring to is akin to the "glow stick" trick.
Sigh. And I thought it was SVU that brought up the uncomfortable subjects.
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Post by maherjunkie on Dec 18, 2005 10:23:58 GMT -5
Okay, if that is true, then I stand by my original question:What per se is the ping-pong trick?
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Post by joanie on Dec 18, 2005 10:45:56 GMT -5
I'm probably going to get banned for this... [glow=red,2,300]"Ping-Pong Trick"[/glow] When a female person of questionable morals but impressive kegel abilities inserts a ping-pong into her *blush* genital cavity and has the ability to shoot it across a room. (insert popping sound here)
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Post by trisha on Dec 18, 2005 10:49:32 GMT -5
The ping pong ball trick can only be achieved by a woman with strong PC muscles. Does that help? If not, keep reading. Fair warning, though. Think of that machine that shoots baseballs in a batting cage ... only on a much smaller scale From what I understand, it takes some skill just pushing them out for a woman who has never given birth, and to actually make them "pop" isn't just the stuff of "Dear Penthouse," I *have* heard can be done with practice. You gotta wonder about the person who trains for that, though (ETA, joanie beat me to it!)
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Post by Cassie on Dec 18, 2005 11:04:32 GMT -5
Well you learn something new everyday But there was a Ping Pong Ball Trick that had to do with the gas line of the car in this episode. and it had nothing to do with knowing how to kegel
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Post by digresser on Dec 18, 2005 11:53:52 GMT -5
Well you learn something new everyday But there was a Ping Pong Ball Trick that had to do with the gas line of the car in this episode. and it had nothing to do with knowing how to kegel Actually, the trick with the gas line AND the glow stick trick were two new things I learned from the episode. I find I usually learn something new from each episode, which is great, although in this case I'm not sure where in life I'll ever use the knowledge from this ep. I somehow doubt I'll ever need to sabotage anyone's car. I suppose, though, I'll think twice before touching any unpackaged glow stick I come across. And I thought it was Monk that would make me wary about touching seemingly innocent things...
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Post by Techguy on Dec 18, 2005 18:12:01 GMT -5
Well, as I posted in my earlier days on this board: the things I learn about women as a result of going on the Internet...
I don't suppose kegel will ever become an Olympic sport, along the lines of luge or maybe skeleton? Not a medal sport, perhaps only a demonstration sport? Think of the ratings NBC would get for THAT! ;D
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Post by joanie on Dec 18, 2005 18:34:57 GMT -5
I don't suppose kegel will ever become an Olympic sport, along the lines of luge or maybe skeleton? Not a medal sport, perhaps only a demonstration sport? Think of the ratings NBC would get for THAT! ;DWhat would we call the winner? "Ms Kegel USA" Somehow I just knew Techguy was going to join this conversation. My husband (who has been my technical adviser on this topic) said, "strippers, glow sticks, and Xtreme kegel events - good website" ;D
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Post by Techguy on Dec 18, 2005 18:41:36 GMT -5
Right on! I keep telling anyone and everyone who will listen, I join Internet boards for their educational value. I want you all to know I have added glow sticks and ping pong tricks to my daily vocabulary. You never know when you need something new and exciting to spice up the weekly Scrabble party.
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Post by trisha on Dec 18, 2005 20:33:26 GMT -5
Lol, you guys! ;D
Okay, wanna learn something new? The script editor in me rears its head again ... the whole ping pong in the gas tank trick is an urban myth. Can't happen.
The pick up line for fuel in every gas tank, in every car, aims down from the top of the tank to very near the bottom, and has a dome shaped screen that protrudes out protecting it from any debris that may enter the tank. The fuel line itself is only about 3/8 of an inch ( or 8mm) making it too small to be blocked by a ping-pong ball even if it didn't have the dome screen, and assuming a ping pong ball could even get sucked down to the bottom of the tank to begin with (I'd like to see the myth busters investigate that one, and won't believe it until I see it for myself.)
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Post by Cassie on Dec 18, 2005 20:43:44 GMT -5
You know I was thinking the hole for the gas tank was too small for a ping pong ball too. But, I would have thought, the police consultants for the show would have verify whether or not this was possible. Could a person squish the ball into the gas tank? give it a few dents pushing it in? Maybe even a small super ball. I don't know. I think a super ball would be too heavy. It can't float. hmmmm.......
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Post by Patcat on Dec 18, 2005 21:09:27 GMT -5
I can see it: LAW AND ORDER MYTHBUSTERS!
Patcat
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