loserbaby12
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i'm the baby, gotta love me!
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Post by loserbaby12 on Jul 27, 2006 20:41:38 GMT -5
"just go that way, really fast. if something gets in your way, turn."-- Charles de Mar
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Post by janetcatbird on Jul 28, 2006 21:11:22 GMT -5
Hee, Cassie! I love Jimmy Carter, and the Redford quote is cool too.
"Don't you think I've had enough excitement for one evening without the additional thrill of a strange man making love to me?" ---Helen from The Mummy, 1932 Boris Karloff version.
"I should sit on a rock off Cornwall and comb my hair." ---Sylvia Plath. She's disturbing, but I love the quote. I've read too many nineteenth-century novels.
"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." ---George Bernard Shaw
"Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'Why, why, why?'. Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand." ---Bokonon, from Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
"There's something special about folk music; it's always the same if you know how to listen. You hear a man crying in the dark, and if you listen carefully, you know what he cries for...there is always time for music. When there is music we sit down and listen, and we feel sad, which is the best way of feeling good. To music! All kinds of music!" ---Major Surov (Yul Brynner) from The Journey, a wonderful movie made in 1959.
"I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice but sometimes the universe is just too damn slow. The effects of putting Nair in someone's styling gel, however, only take a few minutes." ---Murphy Brown
"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a B***h. You've got to go out and kick ass." ---Maya Angelou
Catbird
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loserbaby12
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Post by loserbaby12 on Jul 31, 2006 13:45:07 GMT -5
that one by Murphy Brown is hilarious!!
"An escalator can never be out of service, can it? It's like, 'Sorry, escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convienence,' " --Mitch Hedberg
"It was only God in the beginning, right? So when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT, who was He talking to? I don't go into the kitchen and say LET THERE BE CHEESY MACARONI!, do I?" --Kyle Cease
"You know what I hate? People who are too lazy to actually carve the faces into their Jack-O-Lanterns, so they just paint the faces on. And then, there are some people who don't even do that; they paint the faces on paper. Then, some people don't even paint faces, they write words, and it's like an essay over Ben Franklin, and they hand it in at school, and it isn't even Halloween. I'm like, 'Nice Jack-O-Lantern, Jack-A$$' " --Kyle Cease
*so that last one's a little weird, but i'm a little weird, too...*
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Post by Metella on Aug 1, 2006 7:43:26 GMT -5
Never heard of Cease - but I like the Jack-O-Lantern quote - funny.
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Post by NikkiGreen on Aug 1, 2006 14:30:41 GMT -5
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.” --Mark Twain
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Post by NicoleMarie on Aug 1, 2006 19:58:43 GMT -5
Today I saw a bumper sticker that really ticked me off: "Health care is a privledge for the privleged."
*Grrr*
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loserbaby12
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Post by loserbaby12 on Aug 1, 2006 20:09:13 GMT -5
"Moms....just like Dads, only smarter!!" -- saw it on a T-shirt
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Post by NikkiGreen on Aug 2, 2006 20:51:35 GMT -5
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." -John Lennon
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” -Washington Irving
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loserbaby12
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Post by loserbaby12 on Aug 3, 2006 12:23:14 GMT -5
"I knew I was unloved as a child when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio"--??
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Post by NikkiGreen on Aug 3, 2006 14:06:54 GMT -5
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That would, of course, have to be by Rodney Dangerfield.
"I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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loserbaby12
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Post by loserbaby12 on Aug 3, 2006 21:23:16 GMT -5
oh, okay...didn't know that...my friend told me that..
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Post by NikkiGreen on Aug 4, 2006 19:32:22 GMT -5
“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.” - Ivan Panin
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Duet
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Bing.... Reality.
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Post by Duet on Aug 9, 2006 13:23:51 GMT -5
Friend if mine from Texas told me about this bumper sticker....
When the rapture comes can I have your car?........
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Post by trisha on Aug 9, 2006 16:15:54 GMT -5
Oh, there are too many good bumper stickers out there, especially on politics. If you're ever in need of a laugh, visit cafepress.com. For my quotes submission: from Davey Havok of AFI (whom I love and adore for owning the hell out of his own weirdness. Who'd want to be like the majority of our ugly society anyway? ) to his younger fans to help them stay true, sober, and hopeful: "As you get older you will gain a bit more control over everything. Don't let anyone, even your parents, break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come." and for something silly (for the SNL/AFI fans ;D) "Unfortunately we forgot to use a cowbell ... F*ck, we totally shoulda used a cowbell!"
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loserbaby12
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Post by loserbaby12 on Aug 14, 2006 15:52:56 GMT -5
Oh My Gosh! I love them both, trisha!!! I am starting to become an AFI fan..... "Chip, I'm fixin' to be all over you like a spidermonkey!!" -- Texas Ranger in Talladega Nights
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