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Post by Criminal Mastermind on May 10, 2005 8:42:10 GMT -5
Thank you to Trish and Karen from The Reel for this submission, and I'm sorry it took me so long to put it up. Have fun
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Post by Metella on May 10, 2005 9:04:51 GMT -5
Bishop: "Sorry Miss, he doesn't need the towel, he eats them." Couldn't resist.
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Post by romulanavatra3 on May 10, 2005 10:06:01 GMT -5
here goes bishop: hey lady get used to it he keeps talking about eames, all the time, try working with him, he is such a pain. goren: you know eames would agree wtih that. lady: i see what you mean. couldnt resit reagrds rom.
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Post by Patcat on May 10, 2005 10:52:17 GMT -5
Goren: "I'll have one of those, and one of those, and...ooh! definitely one of those..."
Bishop: "I'm going on a diet."
Patcat
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Post by Summerfield on May 10, 2005 13:23:49 GMT -5
Lady: "Don't worry Detective, this herbal remedy will clear your stuffy nose in no time. There is one side effect. It's been known to create a personality where there has been none. Shall I prepare a dose for your partner while I'm at it?
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Post by caridwen on May 10, 2005 17:02:32 GMT -5
Bishop: All these details...I don't know how I can handle all this stress.
Lady: Shall I make you a cup of tea to ease the tension?
Goren: No thank you, I've been thinking about how to solve the case, and I've almost got my finger on who the culprit is.
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Post by trisha on May 10, 2005 17:14:22 GMT -5
Bishop: "Like I needed another reason to hate working with him."
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Post by Cassie on May 10, 2005 18:20:12 GMT -5
Bishop: "Come On!" Goren: "Can I please, just have one?" or Goren: "Hey Girls, have you ever heard of a brain tickler? just watch
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Post by darmok on May 10, 2005 21:24:02 GMT -5
Bishop: If you think that's bad, you should see some of the stuff he smells.
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Post by domenicaflor on May 10, 2005 23:00:39 GMT -5
Goren: For an authentic vegetable stock, you really should saute your mirepoix with a bouquet garni of herbes de Provence.
Bishop: Ever hear of the saying "Too many cooks spoils the broth."?...
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Post by BegToDiffer on May 11, 2005 10:28:18 GMT -5
Goren-"I've got to stop smelling things. Something's stuck up my nose.
Thanks to all these great contributions. I haven't laughed this hard in ages. My co-workers wonder what the hell I'm working on.
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Post by det1stgrade on May 11, 2005 13:20:27 GMT -5
Woman: "Here, Detective...would you like to use this wet dishrag for your, uh, ummmmm, problem?"
Goren: "No, thanks." (Tossing head in Bishop's direction): "I've been wipin' 'em on HER all day...she has the PERSONALITY of one, anyway...ummm, a we-wet dishrag, that is."
Bishop: (silent, but just LOOK at that sneer of hers!)
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Post by Observer2 on May 11, 2005 18:18:33 GMT -5
Goren: For an authentic vegetable stock, you really should saute your mirepoix with a bouquet garni of herbes de Provence.... Ummm... can you actually *make* a bouquet garni out of herbes de Provence?? Research, research! Still, I loved it. It made me think of his adventures with the bouillabaisse...
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Post by Observer2 on May 11, 2005 18:30:15 GMT -5
Goren: "I'll have one of those, and one of those, and...ooh! definitely one of those..." LOL!! Sounds like he thought he was in the candy store in Want! ...though clearly even raw veggies are enough to temp him!
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Post by Summerfield on May 11, 2005 19:10:55 GMT -5
Bishop: He's preoccupied...you know, the holidays.
Goren to himself: Now how does that one part read? Oh...yeah, now I remember... "And laying his finger aside of his nose, and giving a nod up the chimney he rose."
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