"A Shitikl Mishegoss (Little bit O' Nonsense) The following is based on stereotypes, so for those of you who are offended, I stand pelted with matzoh balls:
deja-nu: having the feeling you've seen the same exasperated look on your mother's face but not knowing exactly when. dis-kvell-ified: The result of flunking out of medical school. disori-yenta: losing your aunt, then finding her discussing your divorce with total strangers in the mall. matzoh-lation: smashing a matzoh to bits while trying to butter it. re-shtetl-ment: moving from Brooklyn to Park Avenue to Miami-and seeing your old neighbors from Flatbush in the same condo."
Post by janetcatbird on Feb 22, 2004 22:49:10 GMT -5
OK, an explanation of where I come from. This came from a postcard with a cartoon picture of a big blue dragon-lizard with black spots on the feet.
North Carolinasaurus (Carolinius tarheelus) Diet of kudzu and kittyhawks. Most commonly seen on golf courses, basking on the Outer Banks, or resting heels in tar pits. Having few natural enemies, this docile creature may exhibit aggressive behavior during ACC tournaments.
Charles Kuralt: "And even if we could afford it, we still wouldn't go to Duke."
"If it's dangerous to talk to yourself it's probably even dicier to listen." --Jim Hightower