The Worst Movie You Ever Saw

[untitled]

cassie said:

Hey Untitled,

What episode to Goren say "your swollen pride assumes respect!"

- He didn't. It's a lyric from the song "Cowboys" by one of my favorite band Portishead.

[spits]

Oh God, Manos...*shakes head*. I don't know how you'd be able to watch that without the MST3k crew riffing it! Beyond the typical sci-fi/horror B-movies, I thought Medicine Man was far from stellar and Little Black Book was terrible...I'm sure I could list more, but those are the first two that came to mind .

[fozzy]

My little eye is one of the worst movies i have ever seen

[DonnaJo]

I'd like to know what people think is the worst movie they've ever seen that featured a CI castmember.

For me, it would have to be "Fires Within" starring VDO & Greta Scacchi, as well as Jimmy Smits.

What a boring boring film. Even D'Onofrio couldn't save it. Not to mention the acting, which was way too over the top, even Vincent's chaacter. Jimmy Smits, as the political prisoner, was so unsympathetic, I was hoping they would throw him back in the Cuban jail (with Greta) & ditched the key.

[maherjunkie]

As much as I love the band, "KISS meets the Phantom of the Park" is up there, though I would like to own it for posterity's sake. Merry Kissmas!

[Cassie]

donna said:

I'd like to know what people think is the worst movie they've ever seen that featured a CI castmember.

For me, it would have to be "Fires Within" starring VDO & Greta Scacchi, as well as Jimmy Smits.

Nahhh, Sam was a man..... Isabella should have stayed with him. Nester should have been sent back to Cuba in a little raft with holes in it.

Funny, "Desire," greatly disappointed me, I thought both George and Gavin, were selfish.... the movie had beautiful scenery, but....


Worst CI member movie?

Annabella Sciorra's "The Hand That Rocked the Cradle'...... just another slasher movie to me

[deathroe]

Oh, goodness, that ridiculous Today Show appearance where VDO and CN seem exhausted, and they keep talking about *The Hand that Rocks the Cradle* ... too strange. I guess it seemed scary to me in high school, if I saw it!

[maherjunkie]

Now I gotta go find a way to watch that...

[madger]

I've seen so many bad ones, but all I can think of, for now is Waterworld, I'm sure glad I didn't pay good money to see that one.

[fozzy]

i agree waterworld was a bad movie

[diablodeblanco]

fozzy said:

i agree waterworld was a bad movie

The best line in the whole movie was said by the old man in the dingy whose job was to keep check on the oil level of the VALDEZ. Costner's character dropped a lit flare down the shaft heading into the tank. When the old man saw it coming, knowing that he was about to be incinerated said "Oh, thank God". The way he said it was funny. The rest of the movie sucked....big time.

[nwchimom]

Worst CI cast member movie (I haven't seen many of their movies, it seems), but I'd have to go with Eric Bogosian's Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. Two words: Steven Seagal.

[maherjunkie]

That must have been some heavy emoting.

[EricRocks]

EB wrote in his blog about that achievement at www.ericbogosian.com/blog/july95_undersiege2.html


My own worst movie ever experience was "Vanya on 42nd Street". Only time ever I left the theater (after like 30 min of constant pain. Extremely boring.)

Also I was close to run away from "Das Kondom des Grauens" "Killer Condom" in the US I guess. A German movie from a famed comic strip. But not at all like the great original.

[fozzy]

diablodeblanco said:

fozzy said:

i agree waterworld was a bad movie

The best line in the whole movie was said by the old man in the dingy whose job was to keep check on the oil level of the VALDEZ. Costner's character dropped a lit flare down the shaft heading into the tank. When the old man saw it coming, knowing that he was about to be incinerated said "Oh, thank God". The way he said it was funny. The rest of the movie sucked....big time.

Yeah that was the best line in the movie