Post by NikkiGreen on Oct 29, 2009 11:54:53 GMT -5
Garfield on the oil crisis 
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in Canada .
Well, there's a very simple answer,
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for this is purely geographical.
Our Oil is located in:
ALBERTA
SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND
Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA
Any Questions ? ? ?
NO ?... Didn't think so.
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in Canada .
Well, there's a very simple answer,
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for this is purely geographical.
Our Oil is located in:
ALBERTA
SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND
Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA
Any Questions ? ? ?
NO ?... Didn't think so.
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